wednesday night rant

my mother is a child. almost every night i have to wake her up from sleeping on the couch after hours upon hours of playing computer games WHILE watching television. tonight i woke her up and she had fallen asleep with the remote control still pointed at the television. every time i awake her, she sits up a little startled, so i go back in my room, come out five minutes later and she's asleep again. i finally just stopped waking her up again and again and just started turning off the tv. i clean the kitchen and do the dishes every day. she leaves food out when she's done cooking. i didn't clean it up this last time to see if she would. she didn't. there's a bowl of mashed potatoes and another of green beans that has been on the counter for well over 24 hours. it'll still be there tomorrow. and the next day until i clean it up. she doesn't put anything back where it goes. she'll leave the butter on the counter and not put it back in the refrigerator. she let's the cats roam the kitchen counters and throw up on the dining room table and not clean it up. she eats a giant cup of ice cream drowned in coke or dr. pepper every. single. night. she smokes two cigarettes at a time and leaves the door open so the smell comes in the house.
WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THESE THINGS BEFORE!? GET ME OUT OF HERE. DEAR GOD, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE.